100 Love Letters I'll Never Send (Hate Mail) (C) 2017 (probably a fictional post derived from what i have been told by critics.)
Dear Honea,
That's probably not even your real name. What's up with your name? Is it like honey?
You keep on going on and on about a woman who did you wrong. What about the men who treat us harshly?
I've done some research on you. I see you also call yourself Holmes. I saw a few of your videos. You are delusional. Your videos suck. I bought one of your e-books on kindle. You are a terrible writer.
Some advice for you. Quit whining. You'll never get in a relationship with a woman because they see you as weak.
Sincerely,
Carmelita
That's probably not even your real name. What's up with your name? Is it like honey?
You keep on going on and on about a woman who did you wrong. What about the men who treat us harshly?
I've done some research on you. I see you also call yourself Holmes. I saw a few of your videos. You are delusional. Your videos suck. I bought one of your e-books on kindle. You are a terrible writer.
Some advice for you. Quit whining. You'll never get in a relationship with a woman because they see you as weak.
Sincerely,
Carmelita
Even if this is a fictionally-derived letter to "Mr. Honey" or not, I will tell you with much assurance that you are not weak. You are one of the strongest people I know both mentally and physically.
ReplyDeleteWith love from one of my very own pseudonyms, Ms. Bijou Pali.
I love you, Holmes.
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