“Comedy is catastrophe in hind site,” David Sullivan. © 2015
“Comedy is catastrophe in hind site,” David Sullivan.
“Have you read that article I gave you about Machu Pichu?”
Momma asks me on our drive to Gulfport/Biloxi airport.
“Yea.” I reply.
“Cusco
has got population of two hundred and fifty thousand. That’s twice the
population of Gulfport .”
I think she knew I was lying.
I didn’t bother to read it. Think I have things under control.
I was down; down in the Sacred Valley .
Beautiful scenery it is. The streets aren’t paved with asphalt. There were large
bricks in the road that stuck up two inches. Made the ride bumpy inside the
city of Ollantaytambo .
This was just the entrance of the city. It is rectangular shaped with
restaurants, hostels, and shops. Shops bargaining food, drink, and authentic
Peruvian goods (statues, clothing, and purses etc.).
Got conned out of sixty dollars to get here from Cusco . My fault for not knowing the exchange rate of US
dollars to Solis. Have only forty dollars left. It’s kewl though, I have my
credit card to pay for the train to Aqau Callientes (small town three miles
from Machu Picchu ).
“Your card is not going through.”
“No there’s got to be some sort of mistake.”
“I’ll try it again.”
“Okay.” Crossed my fingers.
“Sorry sir. Not working.”
Desperately, I took a taxi to the two atm machines. Neither
worked. Paid the taxi driver two dollars. I used a phone in a shop to call my
hotel, Casa Del Sol. “Can you guys send me a shuttle?”
“No. Sorry Mr. Holmes.” Damn. Couldn’t pay the three Solis
for the phone call. She understood. Now I am lost. Have to some how find my way
back to where the cabs are and beg to return to the Cusco
air port. Started walking passed homes I didn’t notice before. I’m lost in South America . Wish I would have taken that Spanish class
in high school more seriously. Only understood about twenty percent of Spanish.
I asks a kid, “Which way to train station?” Thank my LohRd he understood me. I
follow the tracks that are outside the city. It’s a skinny dirt road. The Sacred River
is on my left, the tracks and side of mountain to my left. Got my clothes, a
little bit of food, my labtops, and
camera, in my back pack. Got my carry on bag on my front shoulder.
Fill my water from the streams coming of the mountain. Have
no choice. Must stay hydrated. Takes about thirty minutes to get back to where
the taxis are. Find public transportation. It’s only ten dollars to get back to
Cusco . I explain my situation to some tourists
from Australia ,
“You could get on the internet and try to skype your bank.”
“Thanks.” Went to a café with wifi. Their wifi sucks.
Couldn’t get online. Damn my trip is ruined.
Public transportation drops me off at San Francisco Square , Cusco .
I have no idea how to get to the air port. I do a photo/film op at the big ass
church. Figure might as well make the most out of my plight. Then it occurs to
me that all I need to do is find a bank.
I walk the streets. Have to urinate. Took me twenty minutes
to decipher my way to the bathroom.
Another ten minutes to decipher my way to a bank. “We can
give you money if you show us your Visa and Passport.”
“Kewl.”
“Now it is five ten. We close at five. We will be open
tomorrow from nine to five.”
“Oh. Okay.”
After negotiating four cab drivers, I finally got one to
take me to the air port. After smoking my last cigarette, it donned on me that
there is a 1800 number on the back of my card. Start begging the lady at the
airline counter to use their phone. “No.”
Got so aggravated, “I want to take a flight back home now.”
“Sorry sir, our last flight left an hour ago.”
I lay on the floor. Fell asleep. Everything is closed in the
airport.
Two hours later air port security guards wake me up, “Sir
you can’t sleep here.” I explained my situation several times to them before
they understood. “Okay, will let you sleep here another thirty minutes. Then
you’ll have to leave. This is a highly secure area.”
Okay, that makes sense. This is near the where the x-ray
machines are.
A security guard brings me to a desolate area of the
airport. Gestures with his hand for me to sleep on the bench. I quickly fall
back to sleep.
An hour passes, another security guard wakes me up. His tone
is very firm, somewhat aggressive. “Are you drunk? You can’t stay here. It is
unsafe and cold.”
“I have no where to go. I only have enough money to go to
the bank tomorrow. I have no money to go to a hotel. What do you want me to do
sleep outside on the streets?” difficult for me to have a calm tone.
“Where’s your passport?”
I show him my passport. Then show him my hotel reservation
in Aqua Callientes.
“One second,” he calls someone on his cell phone. I am full
of horror and dread. I’ve heard that there are crooked police in this part of
the world. To add to my despair I start thinking to myself, “What if some one
has stolen all my money out of my account. I’m never going to see home again.”
For the next five minutes I get all these grim scenarios going through my mind.
He closes his cell phone. Looks at me with a grin, “You’re
going to sleep in the police station tonight.”
“Am I getting arrested?”
He ignores me. I follow him to the second floor, into the
airport security station. He has me sit down on a bench. He’s talking in
Spanish to a couple other security guards. Then leaves the room. He comes back
ten minutes later with a small mattress and a wool blanket.
“Follow me.”
I follow him into a back room. He sets the mattress on the
floor. “You sleep here.”
“Gracious Senor,” two words of about a dozen Spanish words
that I know.
“Yea.” He grins.
Wow, I didn’t see that one coming. I pray at the foot of the
mattress.
“Are you Muslim?” He asks me.
“No. I’m Alcoholics Anonymous.”
He wakes me up at five thirty in the morn. I thank him. Then
go to the first floor of the airport and sleep until nine thirty.
Go to the information center near one of the entrances.
Inquired the best way to go to the bank. They were very helpful. They called me
a taxi that took me to San Francisco
Square where there is another information center
for tourist. This center also had a bank.
I hand the personnel my passport and visa. Request for five
hundred dollars to be taken out of my account. I go to the bathroom knowing
that I don’t have any money.
“Mr. Holmes, here is your five hundred dollars.”
I get half in Solis and half in US dollars. Feeling
empowered that I was able to persevere, “Thank you, my LohRd.”
I buy a round trip
train ticket to and from Aqua Callenties. Another taxi driver takes me back to
Ollantaytambo. Three hours later I’m on a train Machu Picchu bound. It’s an hour and a half
to get there. Being bored, I take out the article my mother had given me.
The author writes in the first paragraph, “You may find it a
challenge to get to Machu Picchu .
You will have to take a cab to the Inca town of Ollantaytambo . From there you’ll have to take
a train to go to Aqua Callientes. You also have to be aware the money exchange
ration is three Solis to one US dollars.”
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